I am not happy today. There are strange men next door. They have loud machines. They took away a big pile of branches where tasty critters hide. They knocked down one of the trees and cut it up into little pieces and made even more noise. There aren’t going to be any critters around for weeks.
And those geese! I can’t even walk along the bulkhead if they are around. They start screaming and flapping their wings. They look ridiculous. And they haven’t even laid their eggs yet! I am most certainly NOT going to swim over to the island. I’d get wet for crying out loud! I could walk over when the tide is extra low, but then I would get my feet all muddy. YUK! Yuk. Yuk. Yuk. YUK!!
Up a Creek in Lower Slower Delaware 