Up a Creek in Lower Slower Delaware

Is that too much to ask?  I have this tiny round thing from before we had the deck enlarged.  I would like one about card table size that I can leave outside.  I have been looking for about two years.  If I found something close at a reasonable price, I’d buy it.  There is entirely too much cutesy out there.  It’s enough to make me puke.  And I don’t want a hole in the middle.  The sale person says it’s for your umbrella.  I don’t have an umbrella so he tries to show me umbrellas.  I told him I usually go inside when it rains.  He didn’t know what to say.  I left.